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Tinder tips. Dating apps are a part of our lives now, and there's an art — and a science — to making sure you sound like a normal, interesting person and not a psychopath. Here's our guide to being approachable and funny on your app of choice. To get swiped left on, the bar is spectacularly low: a lot of people, men and women, straight and gay, are absolutely useless on these platforms.

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If you wanted to bag your Tinder date, you first need to sell yourself correctly. Having a good Tinder Bio makes your profile look better and attractive. According to the last year research, it is shown that there was a tonne of research analyzing the behavior of more than k male and k female profiles. What they have found is that males are less selective than females in terms of matches. This is the primary reason that women get more matches.
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In this extract from Digital Etiquette , tech-journalist Victoria Turk schools us on the art of romance in the modern world and tells us what to absolutely not put on your dating profile. Writing a dating profile is hard. Start with the basics. Think of your profile as a CV for romance: the aim is to make enough of an impression on paper that you get invited to an interview or, in this case, on a date.
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It can be a real eye-opener," says Jakovljevic. The number one mistake guys make is writing about their traits rather than demonstrating their traits, Jakovljevic says. Steer clear of eliminating prospective dates, e. Keep it positive.
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